Are not new shoes the most wonderful, exciting purchase!
When you hear the cash register ring and you know you have a new pair of shoes mmmmmmm.
Almost as good as chocolate!
So here I sit looking at my new shoes black, 5 inch stiletto heel with diamante delicately lining the toe straps. Well what can I say I like shoes but does it not occur to one how shoes are just like men?
That new shoe looks so good and pretty and you want to touch it - it's so wrong but yet it is so right.
Yes ladies I know that your know what I am talking about .....
Well men are the same good looking, especially with well toned body's glimmering in the sunlight on sun kissed beaches - just the things that makes a grown women go weak at the knees and act like a teenager.
But then it occurs to one the shoes are properly going to hurt like hell but on the flip side will make you feel gorgeous for a few hours and well who cares about the pain have another drink!
Does that not sound like a man - a new boyfriend. Looks so good makes you feel like a million dollars but you know at some point they will hurt you. but you will give them a try anyway!
Okay so I am going to try out my new theory tonight, new shoes new man!